Students life

Students life and their moments..


most irritating moment : Morning Alarms 

most dreadful moment : Way to class

most lovely time : meeting friends

most tragic news : Test in 1st period

most wonderful news : Teacher is absent 

most relaxing area : last bench

most funny moment : Teacher cracks a jock and nobody laughs....

Kidnap

Sonia Gandhi ek school me visit karne gai...kisi ek class me pahuch kar boli...." koi sawal ho to bolo..."

Santa bola.." mere 3 sawal hain.."
1) Aap khud prime minister kyu nai bani....
2) Ramleela maidan main police kisne bheji...
3) Apka kitna paisa SWISS bank me hain ?

Isse pehle ki sonia ji jawab de..Half time ka bell baja...
After half time..


Banta khada ho kar bola mere..5 sawal hain..aur 3 to Santa wale hi hain...
4) Half time ki bell 15 min pehle kaise baji..?    aur akhri sawal...


5) Santa kaha hain...maine use half time k baad se nai dekha....

CHIN YU YAN

Sardar went to meet his Chinese friend who is dieing in hospital.

Man says CHIN YU YAN and then he dies.

Sardar goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.

The Meaning is YOU ARE STANDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!..

Elder

Sardar proposed a Girl......

Girl said '' I'm 1yr elder to you ''.

Sardar said '' Oh! No Problem Soniye, I''ll marry you NEXT YEAR."

I love you

Santa's wife : " ojji....sunte hon? "


Santa : " kya hain..?


Santa's wife : " dekhona...muhje..' i love you ' ka msg aya hain..."


Santa : " oye..ese msg rakhte nahi hain...vapis bhej de..." 

Kolaveri-di

Thanks god..." Kolaveri-di " song rajinikanth ke relative "Dhanush" ne gaya....

Agar khud Rajinikanth ne gaya hota to......

Vo song national anthem ban jata.....

Long drive

Boyfriend and girlfriend long drive par ja rahe the...


Girlfriend : " kya tum ek hath se car chala sakte hon ? "


Boyfriend ne fakra se kaha..." Ha...kyu nai.." aur vo ek hath se car chalane laga...


Tabhi girlfriend ne kaha.." to fir dusre hath se apni naak saf karlo....."

Sardar's cute son

Ek chote Sardar bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : " Isme kya hai? "


Mummy : " Issme pyara sa Baby hai. "


Baccha :  " Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko? "

Sardaron wali Baat

Ek raat bijli chali gayi,

Sardar:  " oye kam se kam fan to chalao. "

Sardani:  " kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi. "

Every year

Interviewer: " What is your birth date? "


Sardar : " 13th October "
Interviewer: " Which year? "
Sardar : " Oye ullu ke patthe — EVERY YEAR "